THE THINGS WE HIDE

THE THINGS WE HIDE

” If you’re able to see your ‘forbidden land’ without having to lean forward or heave that blubber curtain to one side then you’re safe; you’re not a BIG FAT pig…People fear the truth because it’s more than often perceived as cruel or unkind” Uh oh, it’s that time of year again, you know, the […]

Universal truths

Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. At the end of every pub crawl, there’s always a girl crying. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. You’re never quite sure whether it’s ok to eat green crisps. Reading when […]