Smile, it’s more ‘dopey’ quotes from the American courtroom

The following quotations are taken from official American court records. Sadly, (or funny for us) recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: “Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?” Witness: “Yes.” Lawyer: “Did the defendant say anything when she […]