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Tag: kids

Funny Sunday; actual science quotes from 11 year olds

Posted by Tony Marturano on November 13, 2011 in Funny |No Comments

“Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is  pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.”   “Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.”   “When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.”   “H20 is hot water, and CO2 is […]

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