Smile, it’s more ‘dopey’ quotes from the American courtroom

The following quotations are taken from official American court records. Sadly, (or funny for us) recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: “Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?” Witness: “Yes.” Lawyer: “Did the defendant say anything when she […]

Smile, here are some sound bites from the court room

The following are actual transcript excerpts from the American court room.  They’re so unbelievable that they’re now featured in a book called “Law and Disorder”.  Q: “What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?”A: “He said, “Where am I, Cathy?” Q: “And why did that upset you?” A: “My name is […]