Funny Monday; amusing stories and pictures from around the world

An evil wind this way comes This is the story of happily married couple who have lived together for ten blissful years. They seldom argued about anything other than one contentious thing; her husband’s disgusting habit of passing wind. The worse thing is that no matter how much she complained about the smell and her pleas for […]

Smile, here are some sound bites from the court room

The following are actual transcript excerpts from the American court room.  They’re so unbelievable that they’re now featured in a book called “Law and Disorder”.  Q: “What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?”A: “He said, “Where am I, Cathy?” Q: “And why did that upset you?” A: “My name is […]

What is Tokyo’s underground sign trying to tell you?

If a picture speaks a thousand words,  what do you think the operators of Tokyo underground are trying to say?   X rated? Post your theories below ( no Googling!). Results will be published with Friday’s 10 ‘Interesting’ Facts. Good luck !

Funny Monday; amusing stories and pictures from around the world

ROUND LIKE A SHOT. 36 year old, Tony Gladstone was on his way to bed one night when he noticed people in his shed, stealing.  He called the police who told him there were no units in the area but that they would get someone out as soon as possible. He hung up but called […]

Smile, here are some sound bites from the cabin crew

Smile, here are some sound bites from the cabin crew

It’s holiday season! Rest, relaxation and a lot of laughs…here are some sound bites from the cabin crew to get you into the spirit of things.  (Unconventional American Southwest Airlines (SW) has no assigned seating (just sit where you want). Passengers were having a hard time passengers were having a hard time choosing, when a […]

Funny Monday; amusing stories and pictures from around the world

MAN ARRESTED FOR SETTING FIRE TO GIRLFRIEND’S TRUCK. The 46 year old American was arrested for arson and aggravated menacing. The reason? She fell asleep whilst having sex with him. GERMAN HOUSEWIFE CALLS POLICE ON CHATTY FRIEND. A desperate housewife called police in Germany after a friend chatted to her for 30 hours  non-stop. Ingrid […]

Smile, these are actual London Underground announcements

”Ladies and Gentlemen, I do apologise for the delay to your service. I know you’re all dying to get home, unless, of course, you happen to be married to my ex-wife, in which case you’ll want to cross over to the Westbound and go in the opposite direction”. “Your delay this evening is caused by […]

Funny Monday; amusing stories and pictures from around the world

And so it begins…. another Monday and another series of funnies, courtesy of a Different Angle.  Enjoy! Only in  America… A female employee of Eastman Kodak is suing the company under the Americans With Disabilities Act. The woman claims she suffers from ‘seasonal affective disorder’, a form of depression, and wants Kodak to provide more light […]

Funny Monday

MEMO to all staff: “A seminar on how to dress for casual day will be held at 4pm  followed by a fashion show.” Dilbert says: “Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?” “Someday we’ll look back on all this and plough into a parked car.” “An optimist is simply a pessimist with […]