Funny Sunday; facts and pictures

1. Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon. 2. What is called a “French kiss” in the English speaking world is known as an “English kiss” in France. 3. “Almost” is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order. 4. In 1386, a […]

Funny Sunday; no parking (some angry) signs!

WARNING* Some of these residents are very angry and therefore prone to the odd swear word. Caution advised. ūüôā

Funny Sunday: amusing no entry signs

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Funny Sunday; actual science quotes from 11 year olds

“Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is¬† pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water.”   “Artificial insemination is when the farmer does it to the cow instead of the bull.”   “When you breathe, you inspire. When you do not breathe, you expire.”   “H20 is hot water, and CO2 is […]

Funnier second time round?

I’ve been ¬†reviewing the statistics for my blog and getting an idea of what you ‘regular’ and ¬†new readers find interesting and the statistics themselves are interesting! For example, the other week, I noticed that my post ¬†featuring actual London Undeground announcement had been found by somebody via Google keywords… I assume that person was […]

Smile, it’s more ‘dopey’ quotes from the American courtroom

The following quotations are taken from official American court records. Sadly, (or funny for us) recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer:¬†“Trooper, when you stopped the defendant, were your red and blue lights flashing?” Witness:¬†“Yes.” Lawyer:¬†“Did the defendant say anything when she […]

Funny Monday; amusing stories and pictures from around the world

CHILDREN’S BOOKS THAT DIDN’T MAKE IT TO PRINT You Are Different and That’s Bad Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends Pop! Goes The Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables Dad’s New Wife Robert Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share Hammers, Screwdrivers and […]

Smile, it’s a belated funny Monday!

It’s a very busy week this week with the HOIME awards less than 3 days away so I haven’t been able to contribute as much to the blog as I would like but, fear not, all will be back to normal soon.¬†In the meantime, here are some amusing excerpts that should bring a ¬†smile to […]

9 ‘deadly’ words used by women. Men be warned.

“FINE”. This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. “FIVE MINUTES” If she is getting dressed, this means half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the¬†game¬†before helping with chores. “NOTHING” […]

Funny Monday; amusing stories and pictures from around the world

SWIMMER TRAPPED BY BEACH BALLS A man got a nasty surprise when he tried to get out of his deckchair and found his testicles had become stuck between two slats of wood. Mario Visnjic had been swimming naked off Valalta beach in Croatia and his testicles had shrunk in the cool sea. When he sat […]