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Funny Monday; amusing stories and pictures from around the world

Posted by Tony Marturano on July 4, 2011 in Funny |No Comments

CHILDREN’S BOOKS THAT DIDN’T MAKE IT TO PRINT

  1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
  2. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends
  3. Pop! Goes The Hamster…And Other Great Microwave Games
  4. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
  5. Dad’s New Wife Robert
  6. Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share
  7. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book
  8. The Kids’ Guide to Hitch-hiking
  9. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mum Stopped Loving Her
  10. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
  11. All Cats Go to Hell
  12. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
  13. Some Kittens Can Fly
  14. That’s it, I’m Putting You Up for Adoption
  15. Grandpa Gets a Casket
  16. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
  17. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
  18. The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy
  19. Strangers Have the Best Candy
  20. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
  21. You Were an Accident
  22. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
  23.  The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
  24.  Your Nightmares Are Real
  25.  Where Would You Like to Be Buried?
  26. Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School
  27. Places Where Mummy and Daddy Hide cool Things

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